Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names
England in the 1800s
This land is my land
And so is this land
This is all my land
And you get no land
I need a gif of aph britain saying this.
If I could make gifs I would give you that but unfortunately I am just a lowly potato and incapable of that
You are my favourite potato.
what if we’re all characters in a book
WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING
guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough
and when you’ve had a sense that you’ve been through a certain day or moment before, it’s cuz the author is re-writing the same part of the story, just with better context
Dude, my author fucking sucks.
STOP IT STOP IT NOW THIS IS SO VERY WRONG
this is beautiful